Omegle - chattaile tuntemattomien kanssa

[HMS77]

http://omegle.com/

Ihan tavallinen chatti? Ei ihan, ideana on että toisessa päässä voi olla kuka vaan mistä päin maailmaa vaan..
Yllättävän koukuttavaa..

[tursas]

Hi!

[Realsanta]

jaapa jaa

[Undertaker]

You: im batting my balls to the table
Stranger: good shit
You: it sure is
Stranger: dont stop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Undertaker]

You: hello
Stranger: what up
You: im horny
Stranger: lol
You: spank my monkey ass
Stranger: find a boy near you
Stranger: to do those things to u
You: you like midget action?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its strange
Stranger: i like pussy, pussy n pussy
You: small people with smal equipment
Stranger: i prefer normal people with normal equip =p
You: i prefer furry goat with big tool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[buctu]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: whats up, stranger
You: does everybody say Hi, because there is a example up there
You: "You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!"
Stranger: probably
Stranger: we are all sheep
You: uuh, I love sheeps
Stranger: haha, oh?
You: do you know that sheeps dosnt have sphincter?
Stranger: i do now
You: Are you planning to use that information to satisfy your self sexually? I have to admit, I have.
You: Thats why sheeps are so popular in the country. You know, lonely farmers, lonely nights...
Stranger: good to know
Stranger: good to know
You: that vision makes me horny...I think I have to masturbate with my plastic sheep, It has rectum and all...
Stranger: a guy fucking a goat?
You: guy fucking a sheared goat...*hrrr* *hmmm*
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well whatever floats your boat i guess
You: thats right...what floats your boat?
You: hairy seaman wearing womans panties?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: beautiful girls
You: beautiful girls?
Stranger: eh, people have projected worse
You: Its really hard to find beatiful girls, you know?
Stranger: you got that right.
You: Midget with amputated limbs, maybe some mental retardation, must love analfisting and then licking shit out of your hand. That kind of beautys is really hard to find...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Johnny]

Perverssit irrallaan.

[HMS77]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: this is god
Stranger: yeah! i found you!!!!
Stranger: i am sooo happy
You: what do you want
Stranger: i ahve so many question but at first: are you really in ma mind?
You: yes and no
You: i am everywhere
You: i am god
Stranger: i thought last night u speaks to me
You: i´m pretty sure i didnt
You: i dont have time to talk to mortals
Stranger: so that was your fuckin son???
You: nah, hes busy
You: and between you and me, hes not REALLY my son..
Stranger: why u didnt kill luzifer?
Stranger: oh i see- you adopt him
You: if i did, then who takes care of hitler, mussolini, saddam, etc....
Stranger: oh----you're right
You: theres a way to keep luzifer in my hands
Stranger: but why u didnt get my wishes real???
Stranger: how?
You: why do people think that i can make dreams come true?
Stranger: i dont know...
You: i´m not a miracle maker
You: my "son" is..
Stranger: you build the world in 7 days!!!
Stranger: whooo who can make this???
You: yeah..right..7 days...
You: oh yes, yes i did
Stranger: who is your son?
Stranger: obama?
You: BAH!!
You: hes just one of my missionaries
You: better than the one before...
You: you know, the stupid one..
Stranger: oh yes!
You: i promised him to luzifer
Stranger: why you gave the one before the job???
You: hmm... that was luzifer...
Stranger: it was a biiig mistake
You: fucker cheated me
You: damn, gotta go, popcorns ready
Stranger: with obama u have a good fighter
You: yes
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bon apetit
You: thx
You have disconnected.

[XciD]

Stranger: Hi
You: YOU AGAIN!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

You have disconnected.

[gfi]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: sup my nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Juutas]

Hei kaikki.

vaikutatte erittäin mielenkiintoisilta henkilöiltä. jos tulisitte mun meseen kirjoittelemaan yhtä kauniita hajatelmia? rakastan rakastan.

Ootta ihan sekasi.

[XciD]

Stranger: hello stranger
You: olé
You: hi
Stranger: tell me something
You: ok
You: wait...
You: im with stranger..
You: is that good?
Stranger: no you can keep it simple
Stranger: i'll start
You: ok
Stranger: the last person i talked to left because i mentioned star wars
You: ah...
You have disconnected.

[XciD]

Stranger: Hello bitch
Stranger: whats up ?
You: ok, before we continue i gotta tell you something
You: im male
Stranger: argh
Stranger: fail
You: yes
Stranger: Gay ?
You: game over
Stranger: :/
You have disconnected.

[JJ]

Stranger: Hello bitch
Stranger: whats up ?
You: ok, before we continue i gotta tell you something
You: im male
Stranger: argh
Stranger: fail
You: yes
Stranger: Gay ?
You: game over
Stranger: :/
You have disconnected.

aahahAHAHAHAHAHAhahahah

[ace]

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